1 00:00:02,890 --> 00:00:04,290 Previously on L .A. Law. 2 00:00:04,570 --> 00:00:08,730 Look, Stuart, I know that camping was not your first choice for a vacation, 3 00:00:08,730 --> 00:00:11,450 I just want you to know how much I appreciate your being so open. 4 00:00:12,430 --> 00:00:14,450 Could you throw some toilet paper over here? 5 00:00:14,710 --> 00:00:15,830 Yeah, where'd you pack it? 6 00:00:16,710 --> 00:00:18,230 I didn't pack it. You did. 7 00:00:18,490 --> 00:00:20,650 Ah, you did. What am I supposed to do? 8 00:00:21,230 --> 00:00:22,148 How about a leaf? 9 00:00:22,150 --> 00:00:23,150 A leaf? 10 00:00:23,210 --> 00:00:26,530 Any kind of doctor can treat the poison sumac, or whatever it was. 11 00:00:27,390 --> 00:00:29,930 Did you, uh, did you remember to bring the leaf specimen? 12 00:00:30,890 --> 00:00:34,350 Next day, I go down to the pier. The harbor master tells me an internal 13 00:00:34,350 --> 00:00:39,950 agent seized the boat. He left me a notice I owed $540 ,000 in taxes. 14 00:00:40,290 --> 00:00:42,870 The IRS is saying you're using your boat to run drugs. 15 00:00:44,150 --> 00:00:48,590 Drugs? Your Honor, Ron Messer is being forced into personal and financial ruin. 16 00:00:48,690 --> 00:00:52,530 Unfortunately, Mr. Kuzak, there's been no showing that the levy was anything 17 00:00:52,530 --> 00:00:56,110 proper. As such, I'm not at liberty to disturb it. 18 00:00:56,400 --> 00:01:00,960 Some kid takes a pot shot at me, and all of a sudden, I'm supposed to be the 19 00:01:00,960 --> 00:01:01,960 department's fire. 20 00:01:02,080 --> 00:01:07,060 You have been pushing me and everyone else away with the booze and the 21 00:01:07,060 --> 00:01:09,300 tranquilizers. It's not you, Grace. 22 00:01:10,860 --> 00:01:13,280 Mickey, be a pal, huh? 23 00:01:13,820 --> 00:01:15,020 Get off my back. 24 00:01:15,340 --> 00:01:20,880 I'm going to go out, and when I come back, the pills better be gone, the 25 00:01:20,880 --> 00:01:23,520 better be gone, or you better be gone. 26 00:01:24,600 --> 00:01:25,720 I'm going away, Mickey. 27 00:01:26,700 --> 00:01:31,760 As soon as I understand what I really want, I promise you'll be the first one 28 00:01:31,760 --> 00:01:32,760 know. 29 00:01:38,260 --> 00:01:43,740 Uncle Willard's Animal Farm, come and visit in his barn. 30 00:01:43,940 --> 00:01:49,280 Meet Moo Cow, Pigs and Billy Goats, see the ponies eat their oats. 31 00:01:50,020 --> 00:01:51,440 Hi, boys and girls. 32 00:01:52,100 --> 00:01:54,580 Welcome to Uncle Willard's Animal Farm. 33 00:01:58,190 --> 00:01:59,430 Turn it on. Oh. 34 00:02:01,890 --> 00:02:03,490 More. More, more. 35 00:02:03,770 --> 00:02:04,770 There. 36 00:02:06,090 --> 00:02:08,009 There, you see, he's sleeping with that pig. 37 00:02:09,310 --> 00:02:13,070 Arlene, are you sure you want to go through the agony of a divorce over some 38 00:02:13,070 --> 00:02:15,290 little fling with a young assistant? 39 00:02:15,630 --> 00:02:16,630 Who's the assistant? 40 00:02:16,850 --> 00:02:18,310 The pig. 41 00:02:18,730 --> 00:02:20,310 I caught him in bed with the pig. 42 00:02:21,010 --> 00:02:23,670 Wait, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Hold it. 43 00:02:24,210 --> 00:02:27,550 Are you saying that you caught Uncle Willard? 44 00:02:27,910 --> 00:02:29,370 In bed with a sow? 45 00:02:29,810 --> 00:02:31,290 You don't believe me, do you? 46 00:02:31,650 --> 00:02:33,670 She's got a goat, three, four hundred pounds. 47 00:02:34,150 --> 00:02:38,530 Fine, fine, I'll get another lawyer. Calm down. If you say you saw it, that's 48 00:02:38,530 --> 00:02:44,870 good enough for me, but whatever he and the pig were doing, the point is it's 49 00:02:44,870 --> 00:02:47,070 not central to your case. 50 00:02:47,990 --> 00:02:53,310 My husband commits an inconceivable act of perversion with a barnyard animal, 51 00:02:53,430 --> 00:02:55,290 and it's not central to my case? 52 00:02:56,010 --> 00:02:57,010 Not in California. 53 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:05,620 Uh, not under the no -fault statutes. Uh, short of alerting the ASPCAI, 54 00:03:05,680 --> 00:03:07,940 I don't know what else we can do. 55 00:03:08,440 --> 00:03:11,120 Well, we could expose him. I mean, you could go to the bread. 56 00:03:11,740 --> 00:03:16,540 What I'd like to do, uh, I'd like to try a little quiet diplomacy. Uh, with your 57 00:03:16,540 --> 00:03:19,440 permission, I'd like to get your husband's lawyer on the phone and set up 58 00:03:19,440 --> 00:03:24,820 meeting for later in the week. And then if we come up against a brick wall, then 59 00:03:24,820 --> 00:03:27,440 we can weigh in with the private investigators 60 00:03:28,780 --> 00:03:31,100 Big cannons. Doesn't that make better sense? 61 00:03:32,040 --> 00:03:34,460 Well, I suppose so. 62 00:03:34,700 --> 00:03:37,840 Great. I'll let you know when it's set up. 63 00:03:38,400 --> 00:03:39,940 Thank you. 64 00:03:43,580 --> 00:03:44,180 You 65 00:03:44,180 --> 00:03:51,000 tell me. 66 00:03:52,460 --> 00:03:56,040 Personally, I think it's a pigment of her imagination. 67 00:05:42,780 --> 00:05:44,520 People versus Bernal. 68 00:05:44,900 --> 00:05:47,080 Victor seems to think they'll get to closing arguments tomorrow. 69 00:05:47,660 --> 00:05:50,700 Thank you. With Victor and Abby tied up, Douglas, what's the status of the 70 00:05:50,700 --> 00:05:54,400 litigation related to the late Sparky? I decided enough of my life has been 71 00:05:54,400 --> 00:05:55,460 consumed by it already. 72 00:05:56,270 --> 00:05:59,470 Mutual releases have been executed, and I'm putting it behind me. 73 00:05:59,970 --> 00:06:02,670 Speaking of which, how's the poison sumac? 74 00:06:03,010 --> 00:06:04,410 The end is in sight. 75 00:06:05,010 --> 00:06:06,010 Touché. 76 00:06:06,350 --> 00:06:07,610 Surely imprenuptial. 77 00:06:08,130 --> 00:06:09,770 What's this matter doing still pending? 78 00:06:10,350 --> 00:06:13,410 Well, the Bride to Bees lawyer's been ducking me. I can't even get the guy on 79 00:06:13,410 --> 00:06:16,610 the phone. I thought we agreed this was a no -win situation, and you were going 80 00:06:16,610 --> 00:06:19,610 to farm it out to Lester Friedman's firm. Well, sure, and then they tell 81 00:06:19,630 --> 00:06:22,250 they say, hey, since we did such a great job with the prenup, why don't you let 82 00:06:22,250 --> 00:06:25,150 us take a look at your corporate stuff, and the next thing you know... Julian is 83 00:06:25,150 --> 00:06:28,910 theirs. Arnold, these people are supposed to get married Saturday. 84 00:06:29,590 --> 00:06:31,910 I know that, Douglas. I'm going to take care of it. 85 00:06:32,250 --> 00:06:33,630 Get off my back. 86 00:06:33,890 --> 00:06:35,970 Messer versus Internal Revenue Service. 87 00:06:36,310 --> 00:06:39,130 Yeah, the court handed down an interim ruling that at least I get to see the 88 00:06:39,130 --> 00:06:40,130 surveillance reports. 89 00:06:40,370 --> 00:06:44,490 Messer's out running around trying to find his old crew members to testify 90 00:06:44,490 --> 00:06:46,810 he was not in Valparaiso picking up cargo. 91 00:06:47,500 --> 00:06:51,160 And also that there were not certain individuals aboard his boat. But right 92 00:06:51,180 --> 00:06:52,380 I feel like I'm shadowboxing. 93 00:06:52,660 --> 00:06:56,000 Yeah, when the service hammers you, you stay hammered. Well, I think that 94 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:58,540 concludes. I have one announcement. 95 00:06:58,780 --> 00:07:03,300 Later this afternoon, I'll be going into Cedars -Sinai for surgery. Now, if you 96 00:07:03,300 --> 00:07:07,400 want to reach me for any reason, please leave word with Iris. 97 00:07:07,700 --> 00:07:09,500 Leland? What is it? 98 00:07:11,160 --> 00:07:12,160 What's wrong with him? 99 00:07:12,360 --> 00:07:13,360 We're adjourned. 100 00:07:24,030 --> 00:07:26,970 I'm going in for minor surgery. It is nothing. 101 00:07:27,370 --> 00:07:28,450 It's not nothing. 102 00:07:28,670 --> 00:07:30,690 You're pale as a ghost. It's obvious you're in pain. 103 00:07:30,970 --> 00:07:32,050 Michael, please. 104 00:07:33,250 --> 00:07:37,330 My health is no one's concern but my own. Outside the family, maybe, but not 105 00:07:37,330 --> 00:07:40,990 inside. Leland, you have a whole group of very frightened people out there who 106 00:07:40,990 --> 00:07:42,510 deserve to know what's going on. 107 00:07:45,810 --> 00:07:52,330 I'm going in for... hemorrhoidectomy. 108 00:08:12,820 --> 00:08:14,080 Oh, God, Romy. 109 00:08:21,440 --> 00:08:24,180 Hemorrhoid. You despicable rat. 110 00:08:24,760 --> 00:08:26,600 Hemorrhoid. I told you it was nothing. 111 00:08:26,860 --> 00:08:29,600 What you told me and how you behaved are two different things. 112 00:08:30,300 --> 00:08:32,900 My God, Leland, I thought you were dying. 113 00:08:33,140 --> 00:08:37,200 I'm sorry, but it's not the most glamorous ailment I could have conjured 114 00:08:37,220 --> 00:08:40,179 Being embarrassed is no excuse for scaring me half to death. 115 00:08:41,520 --> 00:08:42,520 No, it's not. 116 00:08:42,549 --> 00:08:43,669 Embarrassment, Iris. 117 00:08:44,650 --> 00:08:45,650 What then? 118 00:08:46,090 --> 00:08:47,090 Fear. 119 00:08:47,470 --> 00:08:48,610 Of hemorrhoids? 120 00:08:48,870 --> 00:08:51,130 No, no. Of surgery. 121 00:08:52,970 --> 00:08:54,090 Old age. 122 00:08:54,590 --> 00:08:55,670 Loss of dignity. 123 00:08:56,050 --> 00:09:01,010 I mean, I'm scared, Iris. I've never been in the hospital. People die in 124 00:09:01,010 --> 00:09:03,450 hospitals. Oh, Leland. 125 00:09:05,270 --> 00:09:07,910 Oh, you'll be fine. You'll see. 126 00:09:08,110 --> 00:09:11,590 We'll get you a rubber donut to sit on and you'll be back in the office. 127 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:13,180 in a few days. 128 00:09:13,840 --> 00:09:14,880 You'll mind the store. 129 00:09:15,180 --> 00:09:16,019 Of course. 130 00:09:16,020 --> 00:09:17,200 One thing, though. What? 131 00:09:17,680 --> 00:09:18,680 Mind your will. 132 00:09:19,320 --> 00:09:24,620 And how common is postpartum psychosis, Doctor? 133 00:09:24,840 --> 00:09:26,560 It affects about one in a thousand women. 134 00:09:26,960 --> 00:09:30,620 But since Mrs. Fernald had already suffered a mild version after the birth 135 00:09:30,620 --> 00:09:33,720 her first child, she had a one in three chance of getting hit with it again. 136 00:09:33,940 --> 00:09:36,120 And it hits much, much harder the second time. 137 00:09:36,520 --> 00:09:37,740 And what exactly is it? 138 00:09:38,040 --> 00:09:41,400 After giving birth, the mother's body goes through a series of profound 139 00:09:41,620 --> 00:09:45,460 And sometimes when these changes are particularly abrupt, the woman can 140 00:09:45,460 --> 00:09:46,740 from an acute hormonal imbalance. 141 00:09:47,140 --> 00:09:48,860 And what are the symptoms of this imbalance? 142 00:09:49,200 --> 00:09:53,620 Usually just anxiety and depression, maybe a loss of sleep. In Mrs. Fernald's 143 00:09:53,620 --> 00:09:55,500 case, however, she became psychotic. 144 00:09:55,980 --> 00:10:00,180 And did this psychosis impair my client's ability to distinguish right 145 00:10:00,180 --> 00:10:04,800 wrong? In my opinion, Mrs. Fernald was delusional at the time she killed her 146 00:10:04,800 --> 00:10:07,140 baby. She had no idea what she was doing. 147 00:10:07,910 --> 00:10:08,970 Thank you, Dr. Koenig. 148 00:10:10,190 --> 00:10:15,230 Are you telling this court that she killed her child because of a bout with 149 00:10:15,230 --> 00:10:16,230 Baby Blues? 150 00:10:17,510 --> 00:10:22,290 It was more than the Baby Blues, Counselor. It's a depression that 151 00:10:22,290 --> 00:10:24,290 acute, it parallels schizophrenia. 152 00:10:24,510 --> 00:10:27,570 Doctor, you're talking about a disease that the National Psychiatrist 153 00:10:27,570 --> 00:10:29,830 Association refuses to even recognize. 154 00:10:30,550 --> 00:10:31,630 It's recognized in England. 155 00:10:32,130 --> 00:10:35,870 The fact that doctors in this country are slow to acknowledge it doesn't mean 156 00:10:35,870 --> 00:10:36,870 isn't real. 157 00:10:36,980 --> 00:10:40,500 Don't you think it should at least be listed in the books before we allow 158 00:10:40,500 --> 00:10:43,100 to use it as an excuse to commit murder? 159 00:10:47,160 --> 00:10:48,160 Nothing further. 160 00:10:50,420 --> 00:10:54,460 Mrs. Renault, what was it you thought you saw when you looked into the crib? 161 00:10:54,720 --> 00:10:59,000 He was on fire. Flames seemed to just engulf him. 162 00:10:59,880 --> 00:11:02,780 Was the fire confined to your son, Mrs. Renault? 163 00:11:03,020 --> 00:11:04,020 At first. 164 00:11:04,180 --> 00:11:09,340 Then it was... like the fireballs were shooting all around the room, 165 00:11:09,340 --> 00:11:10,340 me. 166 00:11:10,720 --> 00:11:11,720 What did you do? 167 00:11:12,260 --> 00:11:17,340 Well, for some reason, I kept thinking it was the oxygen from Clinton's mouth 168 00:11:17,340 --> 00:11:18,400 that was feeding the fire. 169 00:11:19,400 --> 00:11:22,980 So I picked up a pillow and I put it on his face. 170 00:11:23,540 --> 00:11:24,600 And what happened then? 171 00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:28,140 I held it there. 172 00:11:28,380 --> 00:11:31,980 I pushed it down just as hard as I could, and I held it there. 173 00:11:32,300 --> 00:11:33,500 Do you know for how long? 174 00:11:34,380 --> 00:11:35,580 Until the fire went away? 175 00:11:35,840 --> 00:11:37,140 Until it went away for good? 176 00:11:39,100 --> 00:11:40,100 I have nothing further. 177 00:11:41,040 --> 00:11:42,040 Mr. Caparose? 178 00:11:42,300 --> 00:11:47,520 Ma 'am, is it your testimony that you were crazy when you killed your son? 179 00:11:49,120 --> 00:11:50,120 I guess so. 180 00:11:50,760 --> 00:11:54,280 But according to your doctor as a psychiatrist, you're sane now, right? 181 00:11:55,120 --> 00:11:56,880 Yes, it was a temporary illness. 182 00:11:57,200 --> 00:12:00,860 And on the morning of that fateful day, you cleaned the house, drove your 183 00:12:00,860 --> 00:12:01,860 husband to work. 184 00:12:01,980 --> 00:12:04,380 Went to the bank, went shopping. Normal, everyday stuff, right? 185 00:12:05,480 --> 00:12:10,900 Yes. So what we have here is a sane, rational person who suddenly takes time 186 00:12:10,900 --> 00:12:14,680 in the middle of the day to be crazy, kills the kid, and resumes total sanity 187 00:12:14,680 --> 00:12:16,440 just in time for trial. Objection. 188 00:12:16,680 --> 00:12:18,320 Stained. That remark is stricken. 189 00:12:18,540 --> 00:12:22,200 Mrs. Bernal, isn't it true that you complained to your husband, your doctor, 190 00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:24,840 your neighbor, Phoebe Snell, that the baby was keeping you up nights? 191 00:12:25,710 --> 00:12:29,310 What is that supposed to mean? And isn't it true that you told Mrs. Snell that 192 00:12:29,310 --> 00:12:31,750 taking care of two kids was a real hardship? 193 00:12:32,150 --> 00:12:35,770 You think I killed Clinton to cut down on my laundry? You never wanted this 194 00:12:35,770 --> 00:12:39,230 in the first place, did you? That is not true. You were wearing an IUD at the 195 00:12:39,230 --> 00:12:40,230 time of conception. 196 00:12:40,270 --> 00:12:43,150 You told your friends that this baby was an accident. 197 00:12:43,350 --> 00:12:45,970 Objection, Your Honor. This is badgering, and it is totally irrelevant. 198 00:12:45,970 --> 00:12:49,040 Honor. I'm just trying to show that she never wanted this child, not before he 199 00:12:49,040 --> 00:12:53,260 was born and not after. I loved that boy with all my heart. Sit down, Mrs. 200 00:12:53,320 --> 00:12:57,440 Fernandes. He was my son, for God's sakes, my son. I nursed him. You killed 201 00:12:57,880 --> 00:13:01,980 Objection. I fed him. I bathed him. I sat him to sleep every single night of 202 00:13:01,980 --> 00:13:04,820 life. What do you do when you put him to sleep with a pillow? Stop it. 203 00:13:05,460 --> 00:13:06,600 Objection, Your Honor. Order. 204 00:13:06,840 --> 00:13:07,900 He was my baby. 205 00:13:08,460 --> 00:13:10,620 My little baby. I loved him. 206 00:13:21,040 --> 00:13:22,680 Gentlemen, I'm District Director Crutchfield. 207 00:13:23,180 --> 00:13:26,680 I have to tell you, the IRS has a little leg on its face this morning. It seems 208 00:13:26,680 --> 00:13:30,300 as though the DEA had a boat named the Jack of Diamonds under surveillance. By 209 00:13:30,300 --> 00:13:33,240 the time we got a hold of it, the name had become the Jack of Hearts. 210 00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:34,560 Bingo, your guy's boat. 211 00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:36,400 Simple case of mistaken identity. 212 00:13:37,420 --> 00:13:41,100 Simple as that. Your client certainly has our regrets over any inconvenience 213 00:13:41,100 --> 00:13:43,400 this might have caused. Things sometimes do go a bit awry. 214 00:13:44,440 --> 00:13:45,440 So now what? 215 00:13:46,160 --> 00:13:48,140 We void the assessment and release your client's boat. 216 00:13:48,540 --> 00:13:50,900 The marshals at the dock will be alerted that the levee has been lifted. 217 00:13:51,700 --> 00:13:53,280 And all he has to do is show up, right? 218 00:13:53,740 --> 00:13:54,760 All he has to do is show up. 219 00:13:56,720 --> 00:13:57,399 Let's go. 220 00:13:57,400 --> 00:13:58,400 Wait a minute. 221 00:13:58,720 --> 00:14:02,760 You had us come to your office so that you could tell us that you made a 222 00:14:02,760 --> 00:14:06,220 mistake? Our policy is to conduct all business in our offices. 223 00:14:06,860 --> 00:14:11,080 Your policy is to come on like a panzer division. You have created a nation of 224 00:14:11,080 --> 00:14:13,460 furtive cheats. That hasn't been my experience, sir. 225 00:14:14,640 --> 00:14:15,720 Take a look at this case. 226 00:14:16,720 --> 00:14:18,160 You go after an innocent man. 227 00:14:18,520 --> 00:14:20,580 He has his whole life turned upside down. 228 00:14:20,880 --> 00:14:24,300 And after the damage has been done, after you find out that the whole thing 229 00:14:24,300 --> 00:14:27,860 your own foul -up, you extend some half -assed regrets for the inconvenience. 230 00:14:27,860 --> 00:14:32,100 Well, this is not inconvenience. This is a train wreck. And this man can't even 231 00:14:32,100 --> 00:14:34,500 get his car fare back for going to the courthouse, can he? 232 00:14:35,620 --> 00:14:37,000 Mike, let's go. 233 00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:38,260 We got what we came for. 234 00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:40,260 Mike, come on. 235 00:14:46,410 --> 00:14:49,690 Mr. Pernod, you were at your office on the day your baby died. Is that correct? 236 00:14:50,050 --> 00:14:52,010 I got home, I guess it was 6 .45. 237 00:14:52,870 --> 00:14:54,090 And what happened at that time? 238 00:14:54,490 --> 00:14:58,130 Gina met me at the door, and she had this strange expression, and I asked her 239 00:14:58,130 --> 00:15:04,950 she was okay, and she said in this dead, flat voice that Clinton had been on 240 00:15:04,950 --> 00:15:07,350 fire, but she had saved him. 241 00:15:07,890 --> 00:15:08,990 What did you do, Mr. Pernod? 242 00:15:09,710 --> 00:15:10,710 I said, where is he? 243 00:15:12,190 --> 00:15:15,550 And she led me into his room, and... 244 00:15:17,040 --> 00:15:20,660 The way he was just lying there in his crib, I knew. 245 00:15:22,340 --> 00:15:26,280 Mr. Fernald, did you have any indication prior to this that something might be 246 00:15:26,280 --> 00:15:27,280 wrong with your wife? 247 00:15:27,400 --> 00:15:30,160 Well, from the time the baby was born, she just wasn't herself. She was very 248 00:15:30,160 --> 00:15:32,080 nervous all the time, and she cried a lot. 249 00:15:32,380 --> 00:15:34,300 What, if anything, did you do about this? 250 00:15:34,520 --> 00:15:37,820 I told her she ought to talk to her obstetrician. He told her that what she 251 00:15:37,820 --> 00:15:40,160 going through was very normal and that she should just try and get more sleep. 252 00:15:40,520 --> 00:15:41,680 And what happened after that? 253 00:15:42,300 --> 00:15:43,540 Well, things seemed to get worse. 254 00:15:45,070 --> 00:15:48,970 A few days before Clinton died, I came home from work and she was lying in bed 255 00:15:48,970 --> 00:15:52,850 sobbing. She said she was in agony and that there had to be someone who could 256 00:15:52,850 --> 00:15:56,190 help her. She asked me if I thought she should see a psychiatrist. 257 00:15:56,630 --> 00:15:57,630 What did you say? 258 00:15:58,030 --> 00:16:01,730 I said that with all the expenses from the baby and without her paycheck 259 00:16:01,730 --> 00:16:03,070 anymore, we just couldn't afford it. 260 00:16:03,650 --> 00:16:04,650 Thank you, sir. 261 00:16:05,510 --> 00:16:06,510 I have nothing further. 262 00:16:09,290 --> 00:16:10,290 Mr. 263 00:16:10,350 --> 00:16:14,290 Fernandes, when the police arrived, didn't you tell them? 264 00:16:14,780 --> 00:16:19,820 Quote, my wife killed our baby. Get her out of here before I kill her. 265 00:16:21,260 --> 00:16:22,380 Audibly pleased for the record. 266 00:16:22,940 --> 00:16:26,200 Yes. You said that because you were understandably angry at her, weren't 267 00:16:26,380 --> 00:16:29,560 Because you wanted her punished for the terrible thing that she'd done. 268 00:16:29,780 --> 00:16:33,660 Maybe I felt that way then, but that was a long time ago. The truth is, the only 269 00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:35,640 one I'm still blaming here is me. Nothing, nothing further. 270 00:16:37,040 --> 00:16:40,800 Why do you blame yourself, Mr. Fernald? Because I didn't pay enough attention to 271 00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:41,800 what she was going through. 272 00:16:42,330 --> 00:16:47,830 If I let her see the psychiatrist like she wanted to, they would have helped 273 00:16:47,830 --> 00:16:48,830 her. 274 00:16:48,990 --> 00:16:50,530 Our baby would still be alive. 275 00:16:52,050 --> 00:16:53,050 Forgive me, Gina. 276 00:16:53,810 --> 00:16:54,810 I'm sorry. 277 00:17:00,890 --> 00:17:03,250 At this point, we're pending trial. 278 00:17:05,970 --> 00:17:07,970 Um, is there any word? 279 00:17:08,170 --> 00:17:09,569 Yeah, Iris just called. 280 00:17:09,930 --> 00:17:10,930 Leland's out of surgery. 281 00:17:11,950 --> 00:17:15,250 How is he? Oh, he's doing just fine. In fact, they're about to wheel him back to 282 00:17:15,250 --> 00:17:16,250 his room any time now. 283 00:17:17,250 --> 00:17:18,510 Uh, did Gracie call? 284 00:17:19,310 --> 00:17:20,310 No. 285 00:17:25,650 --> 00:17:26,650 Arnie, excuse me. 286 00:17:27,950 --> 00:17:31,950 Marshal Shulian's left messages up and down my call sheet. The wedding's 287 00:17:31,950 --> 00:17:35,470 Saturday. Can you break here, Douglas? I got a lot on my plate, okay? 288 00:17:36,110 --> 00:17:39,910 Nothing on that plate should be as important as our million -dollar client. 289 00:17:42,149 --> 00:17:43,149 Shulian prenuptial. 290 00:17:43,650 --> 00:17:45,070 Robertson versus Robertson. 291 00:17:45,710 --> 00:17:48,850 Sabret versus Sabret. This nutball is convinced that her husband's having an 292 00:17:48,850 --> 00:17:49,829 affair with a pig. 293 00:17:49,830 --> 00:17:53,150 So I'm not just sitting on my hands. Okay, Douglas? 294 00:17:54,250 --> 00:17:58,890 I don't want to have to call Leland in the hospital to say we're on the brink 295 00:17:58,890 --> 00:18:00,310 losing a major client. 296 00:18:00,530 --> 00:18:04,530 I will get it signed. Believe me, tomorrow afternoon, no one gets out of 297 00:18:04,530 --> 00:18:06,290 office until the agreement is executed. 298 00:18:07,290 --> 00:18:08,470 See that they don't. 299 00:18:32,620 --> 00:18:36,580 Not that I'm complaining or anything, but who was that old? 300 00:18:36,860 --> 00:18:39,100 I have very good news from my dermatologist. 301 00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:41,460 No. You mean you cured? 302 00:18:42,460 --> 00:18:43,720 I'm not itching anymore. 303 00:18:44,880 --> 00:18:46,600 I'm not contagious anymore. 304 00:18:47,300 --> 00:18:51,280 And as of tomorrow, I'm not at a commission anymore. 305 00:19:01,870 --> 00:19:04,370 You really think one day is going to make that much... Tomorrow. Tomorrow. 306 00:19:04,410 --> 00:19:05,410 okay, tomorrow. 307 00:19:07,110 --> 00:19:10,270 Well, then, let's do it upright. What do you say? 308 00:19:10,530 --> 00:19:11,530 Okay. 309 00:19:11,850 --> 00:19:15,230 Romantic dinner and a little dancing. Mm -hmm. 310 00:19:16,550 --> 00:19:18,010 Who knows where things might lead? 311 00:19:18,350 --> 00:19:19,350 Who knows? 312 00:19:22,030 --> 00:19:28,010 Ladies, gentlemen, our job as trial attorneys is to get you to identify with 313 00:19:28,010 --> 00:19:31,780 client. so you can see and feel what she must have felt. 314 00:19:32,660 --> 00:19:38,600 But there is nothing we could ever do or say that will make you empathize or 315 00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:42,560 even begin to comprehend what was going through Gina Fernald's mind when she 316 00:19:42,560 --> 00:19:44,040 took the life of her three -month -old son. 317 00:19:45,980 --> 00:19:51,900 In truth, the only thing I can really tell you is the one thing that you have 318 00:19:51,900 --> 00:19:57,340 known from the moment this trial began, that this woman had to be very, very 319 00:19:57,340 --> 00:19:58,340 sick. 320 00:19:58,830 --> 00:20:04,110 The taking of a life goes against every decent human impulse. I know. 321 00:20:04,850 --> 00:20:11,570 And particularly when that life is so tiny and so helpless, it is 322 00:20:11,570 --> 00:20:15,510 easy and natural to want to assess blame. 323 00:20:16,470 --> 00:20:22,790 But before the district attorney gets up here and asks you to do exactly that, I 324 00:20:22,790 --> 00:20:26,630 beg you to remember that this man... 325 00:20:27,040 --> 00:20:32,620 the father of their little boy, by his own testimony, does not condemn her. 326 00:20:33,520 --> 00:20:39,380 Do you really think that he could love and support the woman who took his only 327 00:20:39,380 --> 00:20:43,860 son if he were not convinced that she was insane at the time? 328 00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:50,160 Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, the man who knows her better than anyone 329 00:20:50,160 --> 00:20:54,700 in the whole world, her husband, believes with all his heart. 330 00:20:55,820 --> 00:20:57,820 That she was acting outside herself. 331 00:20:58,760 --> 00:20:59,800 That she was sick. 332 00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:05,700 And that she is a loving wife and a devoted mother to their little girl. 333 00:21:06,320 --> 00:21:09,720 And even if we cannot get you to see this tragedy through her eyes when you 334 00:21:09,720 --> 00:21:14,920 back to that jury room, please, before you think of destroying what is left of 335 00:21:14,920 --> 00:21:18,580 this family, I beg you to try and take a look at it through his. 336 00:21:20,340 --> 00:21:21,340 Thank you. 337 00:21:34,060 --> 00:21:35,060 Postpartum psychosis. 338 00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:37,780 You know what that is, folks? 339 00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:40,400 That's a theory. 340 00:21:42,120 --> 00:21:44,920 And for every doctor the defense brought up here to say that it's a real 341 00:21:44,920 --> 00:21:48,460 disease, I called up one to say it isn't. 342 00:21:48,960 --> 00:21:53,540 And at best, at the very best, the most we can say about this theory is the 343 00:21:53,540 --> 00:21:54,740 question is still open. 344 00:21:56,720 --> 00:21:58,100 But do you know what's not open, people? 345 00:21:58,940 --> 00:22:02,140 The suggestion that this theory can be used to justify murder. 346 00:22:02,680 --> 00:22:04,980 Let's close the door on that one real fast. 347 00:22:06,140 --> 00:22:11,720 No matter how bad her mood was, she had to know that what she was doing was not 348 00:22:11,720 --> 00:22:12,720 right. 349 00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:15,780 And you should be offended at what they've tried to get you to do. 350 00:22:17,040 --> 00:22:21,100 They've asked you not only to embrace a diagnosis that the majority of doctors 351 00:22:21,100 --> 00:22:27,680 refuse to recognize, but also to use it to excuse the cold -blooded killing of 352 00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:28,940 an innocent little baby. 353 00:22:29,880 --> 00:22:31,340 Now, I'm no doctor, folks. 354 00:22:31,880 --> 00:22:33,740 Maybe this postpartum thing is a condition. 355 00:22:33,960 --> 00:22:37,000 Maybe it isn't. If she breaks a few dishes, okay. 356 00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:40,100 If she shouts an obscenity or two, I can live with it. 357 00:22:41,280 --> 00:22:46,920 But when she takes a pillow and she squeezes life out of a helpless infant? 358 00:22:48,380 --> 00:22:49,380 Uh -uh. 359 00:22:53,240 --> 00:22:58,720 Give this thing any medical definition you want, but in layman's terms, it's 360 00:22:58,720 --> 00:23:00,300 still murder. 361 00:23:05,870 --> 00:23:10,010 We're in recess until tomorrow, 9 a .m., at which time the jury will begin its 362 00:23:10,010 --> 00:23:11,010 deliberation. 363 00:23:28,310 --> 00:23:32,210 I just have a few minor problems with the agreement. I've highlighted the 364 00:23:32,210 --> 00:23:33,210 specific area... 365 00:23:40,880 --> 00:23:42,940 I gotta tell you, this is really sleazy, Brian. 366 00:23:43,420 --> 00:23:46,720 Coming in with this two days before the wedding, thinking that you can strong 367 00:23:46,720 --> 00:23:50,400 -arm us into wholesale concessions just for the sake of getting an agreement 368 00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:52,940 signed? Are you imputing bad faith? 369 00:23:53,180 --> 00:23:55,000 All I'm doing is trying to protect my client. 370 00:23:55,260 --> 00:23:56,260 Protect him? 371 00:23:56,280 --> 00:23:57,280 From what? 372 00:23:57,420 --> 00:23:58,920 From being exploited. 373 00:24:00,400 --> 00:24:02,940 Are you going to let him talk that way to me, Marshall? 374 00:24:03,640 --> 00:24:05,500 I think that was uncalled for. 375 00:24:05,740 --> 00:24:07,560 How did this happen to us, Marshall? 376 00:24:07,820 --> 00:24:09,480 I thought we loved each other. 377 00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:11,340 We trusted each other. 378 00:24:11,580 --> 00:24:14,940 Everything was perfect until you talked to him. 379 00:24:15,260 --> 00:24:16,580 Kimberly, honey, don't cry. 380 00:24:18,220 --> 00:24:21,800 He talked you into this, didn't he? I can't right now. 381 00:24:22,060 --> 00:24:25,740 Just tell me it wasn't you who thought you needed to protect yourself from me. 382 00:24:26,480 --> 00:24:28,380 Lawyers worry about everything, Kimberly. 383 00:24:28,780 --> 00:24:29,800 I'm not worried. 384 00:24:30,660 --> 00:24:35,640 Arnie? So what do we need this paper for? I mean, we already have the caterer 385 00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:36,640 lined up. 386 00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:38,040 Arnie! 387 00:24:39,570 --> 00:24:41,410 I can't. Not now. 388 00:24:41,750 --> 00:24:44,250 You've got to. My whole family's here from Chicago. 389 00:24:46,010 --> 00:24:47,370 I did it. 390 00:24:48,430 --> 00:24:49,430 I got her. 391 00:24:50,470 --> 00:24:51,470 Arlene, no. 392 00:24:52,050 --> 00:24:55,390 Well, now, I couldn't get the vet's appointment until tomorrow, but he'll 393 00:24:55,390 --> 00:24:58,770 examine her and then prove everything I've been saying. Arlene, you can't take 394 00:24:58,770 --> 00:25:01,750 that thing into my office. Well, he'll be looking for her at my place. 395 00:25:02,910 --> 00:25:04,210 Marshall, what's going on here? 396 00:25:04,490 --> 00:25:06,270 This is very classy. 397 00:25:06,610 --> 00:25:08,990 Some great law firm you hired, Marshall. 398 00:25:11,310 --> 00:25:12,590 Marshall, where are you going? 399 00:25:14,050 --> 00:25:15,050 Tell him. 400 00:25:16,430 --> 00:25:19,990 This is the woman I'm going to be with the rest of my life. And I don't want to 401 00:25:19,990 --> 00:25:22,350 spend any more time anticipating the worst. 402 00:25:22,970 --> 00:25:28,770 Oh, God. Now, she will eat almost anything, but she's allergic to wheat 403 00:25:28,770 --> 00:25:29,950 dairy. Sit. 404 00:25:32,919 --> 00:25:33,919 There. 405 00:25:34,160 --> 00:25:35,480 Now, I'm leaving. 406 00:25:36,360 --> 00:25:39,080 I need to get my hair done before the settlement meeting. 407 00:25:39,520 --> 00:25:43,360 Arlene! Oh, don't worry about it. She'll probably sleep the rest of the 408 00:25:43,360 --> 00:25:45,500 afternoon. Let me see if I can get her to the phone. 409 00:25:45,960 --> 00:25:46,960 Hold on, please. 410 00:25:48,160 --> 00:25:49,160 Michael? 411 00:25:49,560 --> 00:25:50,560 Michael. 412 00:25:50,740 --> 00:25:52,000 Ron Messer's been arrested. 413 00:25:52,780 --> 00:25:56,920 What? Yeah, the bank foreclosed on his boat, and he punched out the repo man. 414 00:25:57,580 --> 00:26:01,440 Mommy, when are we going to go home? Pretty soon, honey. Pretty soon. 415 00:26:06,280 --> 00:26:07,280 Anything? 416 00:26:07,920 --> 00:26:08,920 They're still out. 417 00:26:09,440 --> 00:26:10,440 Oh, God. 418 00:26:10,980 --> 00:26:13,780 Oh, God, it's been two hours. You said if they were going to quit, they'd do it 419 00:26:13,780 --> 00:26:15,340 fast. We can't tell, Gina. 420 00:26:16,440 --> 00:26:20,140 I can't. I can't stand this. Listen, how much longer is this going to take? I 421 00:26:20,140 --> 00:26:21,760 still think that they'll be back before the day's out. 422 00:26:22,700 --> 00:26:29,580 Mommy, I don't want to stay here. I'm hungry. Elizabeth, please, just... I've 423 00:26:29,580 --> 00:26:30,860 got to get out of here. I'm going to go for a walk. 424 00:26:31,060 --> 00:26:32,060 You can't. Why? 425 00:26:32,140 --> 00:26:35,000 They can come back any minute, and you have to be here. Well, I'm trapped. 426 00:26:36,149 --> 00:26:38,430 Honey, can we just go outside and stay on the steps? 427 00:26:38,850 --> 00:26:41,050 Mommy, I want to go home. Elizabeth, please. 428 00:26:41,590 --> 00:26:43,110 I want to go home now. 429 00:26:43,770 --> 00:26:45,030 Take her, please. 430 00:26:45,470 --> 00:26:46,470 Please. 431 00:26:47,330 --> 00:26:51,030 You stay. I'll take her. 432 00:26:52,510 --> 00:26:55,430 They're going to convict me, I can tell. Gina, there's no use getting all worked 433 00:26:55,430 --> 00:26:56,770 up about this. You said it yourself. 434 00:26:57,130 --> 00:27:00,890 The longer it takes them to deliberate, the worse our chances are. And you also 435 00:27:00,890 --> 00:27:02,370 said anything can happen. Mommy. 436 00:27:03,270 --> 00:27:04,270 Maybe we could... 437 00:27:04,700 --> 00:27:07,640 Can we bargain for the manslaughter? I mean, maybe we could just... It's a 438 00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:08,640 little late for that. 439 00:27:08,700 --> 00:27:13,480 Mommy! Well, I can't, I can't, I can't just sit in here anymore. I've got to, 440 00:27:13,540 --> 00:27:14,540 uh... What? 441 00:27:14,820 --> 00:27:15,820 I want to go. 442 00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:18,780 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Stop it. Stop it. 443 00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:22,700 Stop it. Oh, God. It's okay. 444 00:27:24,020 --> 00:27:25,020 Gina. 445 00:27:25,360 --> 00:27:26,720 For God's sake, honey. 446 00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:27,960 Take it easy. 447 00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:31,199 Jury's back, Mr. 448 00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:32,200 Sufwentis. 449 00:27:35,180 --> 00:27:36,320 Mommy didn't mean it. It's okay. 450 00:27:40,880 --> 00:27:42,480 Okay. We should go. 451 00:27:45,280 --> 00:27:50,400 Come on. Let's go. Come on. All right. It's all right. It's all right, baby. 452 00:27:50,540 --> 00:27:51,539 It's okay. It's okay. 453 00:27:51,540 --> 00:27:53,580 It's all right. It's all right. Take it easy. 454 00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:55,860 It's okay. You're all right. All right. 455 00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:09,160 The court is now in session. All rise. 456 00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:13,400 Be seated. 457 00:28:18,760 --> 00:28:20,340 Will the defendant please rise? 458 00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:27,760 In the matter of people versus Gina Fernald, we the jury find the defendant 459 00:28:27,760 --> 00:28:29,360 guilty by reason of temporary insanity. 460 00:28:33,050 --> 00:28:37,870 Since there's no indication that the defendant currently suffers from any 461 00:28:37,870 --> 00:28:41,430 defect or disease, this court makes no recommendation for treatment or 462 00:28:41,430 --> 00:28:44,670 confinement. The defendant is ordered to undergo a psychiatric evaluation, 463 00:28:44,990 --> 00:28:48,530 however, after which I'll make a final ruling with respect to disposition. 464 00:28:49,750 --> 00:28:51,070 This court's adjourned. 465 00:28:56,810 --> 00:29:01,250 How the hell does the bank expect me to come up with $7 ,900 on my boat if the 466 00:29:01,250 --> 00:29:02,550 government won't let me make a living? 467 00:29:02,830 --> 00:29:04,490 Ron, I understand your frustration. 468 00:29:04,870 --> 00:29:08,330 But what good does it do to punch the guy out? Maybe none. 469 00:29:08,530 --> 00:29:11,470 But I'll tell you something. For the first time in his whole nightmare, 470 00:29:11,750 --> 00:29:15,270 something makes sense to me. He only finally nailed me for something I really 471 00:29:15,270 --> 00:29:19,170 did. Now, look, I got to get out of here. I got things to pick up off the 472 00:29:19,170 --> 00:29:20,170 before they auction it. 473 00:29:21,010 --> 00:29:23,210 Look, I can probably get you out of here within the hour. 474 00:29:23,980 --> 00:29:27,940 But you might do better to stay in here for a day and cool enough I mean you got 475 00:29:27,940 --> 00:29:31,220 enough problems without having three or four felonies hanging over your head I'm 476 00:29:31,220 --> 00:29:35,120 not gonna hit anybody else. Hell. I'm sorry. I hit this guy. He was just there 477 00:29:35,120 --> 00:29:39,080 Don't make me sit in jail any longer. Mr. Cusack. Okay 478 00:29:39,080 --> 00:29:45,400 So 479 00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:55,360 You and Marilyn Feldman, could this be an item? 480 00:29:56,540 --> 00:30:02,560 Could be. We've had a couple of very nice, very normal dinners. 481 00:30:03,840 --> 00:30:05,320 What about you, Mr. Handelman? 482 00:30:05,900 --> 00:30:06,900 It's complicated. 483 00:30:07,100 --> 00:30:11,600 It's two kids, two divorces, four households, no privacy. 484 00:30:12,080 --> 00:30:13,700 But so far, it's worth it. 485 00:30:14,100 --> 00:30:15,480 That's good, Abby. I'm happy for you. 486 00:30:21,950 --> 00:30:25,950 Look, Victor, I have to tell you something that happened to me a while 487 00:30:26,610 --> 00:30:27,610 What? 488 00:30:30,010 --> 00:30:31,230 I knocked my son down. 489 00:30:32,330 --> 00:30:33,330 In anger. 490 00:30:34,150 --> 00:30:35,270 I'd had a lousy day. 491 00:30:35,970 --> 00:30:37,350 And his father brought him home late. 492 00:30:39,350 --> 00:30:40,790 He wouldn't turn off the TV. 493 00:30:41,230 --> 00:30:42,230 He wouldn't go to bed. 494 00:30:42,770 --> 00:30:45,290 And one word led to another, and then he spit at me. 495 00:30:46,190 --> 00:30:47,190 He's five years old. 496 00:30:47,430 --> 00:30:49,270 Can you believe that? I mean, where did they learn that? 497 00:30:50,550 --> 00:30:54,110 Anyway, I guess that he knew he'd gone way over the line because he tried to 498 00:30:54,110 --> 00:30:55,750 away, but I grabbed him by the arm. 499 00:30:56,430 --> 00:30:59,930 And I smacked his bottom so hard that I actually knocked him off his feet. 500 00:31:01,070 --> 00:31:02,930 I appreciate what you're telling me, Abby. 501 00:31:03,750 --> 00:31:04,830 But you didn't kill a baby. 502 00:31:05,130 --> 00:31:10,410 All I am saying is that parents occasionally smack their children. 503 00:31:10,650 --> 00:31:12,830 Now, I'm not making excuses for it. It's wrong. 504 00:31:13,130 --> 00:31:15,190 And I would cut off my hand before I do it again. 505 00:31:15,470 --> 00:31:18,970 But it happens to a lot of us, under a lot less stress than she was under. 506 00:31:21,239 --> 00:31:25,200 Victor, 12 jurors found her innocent by reason of temporary insanity. 507 00:31:26,420 --> 00:31:30,760 And what you saw today, take it from a parent, does not mean that they were 508 00:31:30,760 --> 00:31:31,760 wrong. 509 00:31:33,580 --> 00:31:34,580 Where's Heather? 510 00:31:34,800 --> 00:31:35,800 Where's my pig? 511 00:31:36,080 --> 00:31:40,120 There he is. That proves it. I mean, that is all he cares about, that four 512 00:31:40,120 --> 00:31:41,120 -legged slut. 513 00:31:41,520 --> 00:31:44,340 For God's sake, Arlene, I have two tapings this afternoon. 514 00:31:45,100 --> 00:31:48,180 We're on to you, you sicko. You know, I've told him all about it. 515 00:31:49,260 --> 00:31:52,640 Please, Arlene, don't embarrass yourself. She's been under a doctor's 516 00:31:53,360 --> 00:31:57,760 Are you going to sit there and deny that I walked in on you in bed with that 517 00:31:57,760 --> 00:32:00,300 cow? You went off your medication again, didn't you? 518 00:32:00,660 --> 00:32:02,640 You're in love with her. Now come on, admit it. 519 00:32:03,100 --> 00:32:05,960 I don't deny that I adore that little animal. 520 00:32:06,480 --> 00:32:07,540 It's my business. 521 00:32:08,040 --> 00:32:13,000 I raise him, I train him. Even with the TV show and all the success it's brought 522 00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:17,480 us, I'm still just an old son of a farmer. 523 00:32:18,120 --> 00:32:19,720 You're a pig -loving pervert. 524 00:32:21,220 --> 00:32:23,060 It's been especially hard on her. 525 00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:27,360 You won't get away with this, you know. I'll talk. I'll tell the world about 526 00:32:27,360 --> 00:32:32,440 you. Advise her. If she goes anywhere with that story, we'll slap a slander 527 00:32:32,440 --> 00:32:34,360 on her so fast her head will spin. 528 00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:38,100 Well, don't just sit there. Defend me. 529 00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:43,680 Oh, God. 530 00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:46,360 Excuse me a minute. 531 00:32:48,170 --> 00:32:51,810 You know the craziest thing? I don't even blame you. For your information, 532 00:32:52,070 --> 00:32:53,830 Marshal Shulian just called. 533 00:32:54,350 --> 00:32:55,490 He's fired us. 534 00:32:55,690 --> 00:32:56,690 Oh, God. 535 00:33:02,070 --> 00:33:04,550 We'll just have to wait and see what the aftershocks will be. 536 00:33:07,450 --> 00:33:08,970 I'll call. 537 00:33:09,290 --> 00:33:10,290 I'll apologize. 538 00:33:10,950 --> 00:33:12,550 Don't go near the situation. 539 00:33:13,010 --> 00:33:14,630 You've done quite enough already. 540 00:33:15,230 --> 00:33:16,570 You ought to be committed. 541 00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:19,640 Maybe you're not aware of the gravity of this situation. 542 00:33:19,960 --> 00:33:22,780 That animal is worth over $30 ,000. 543 00:33:23,260 --> 00:33:27,200 We have reason to believe that your client is involved in a major theft. 544 00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:31,760 If you are withholding information with respect to that pig's whereabouts, we 545 00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:33,780 are prepared to name you as an accessory. 546 00:33:35,700 --> 00:33:36,760 The pig is here. 547 00:33:37,260 --> 00:33:38,400 I'll have her brought out. 548 00:33:38,860 --> 00:33:40,980 Whose payroll are you on? Marlene. 549 00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:41,839 That's it? 550 00:33:41,840 --> 00:33:42,840 You are fired. 551 00:33:43,940 --> 00:33:44,940 You know something? 552 00:33:45,580 --> 00:33:46,980 You can keep your precious pig. 553 00:33:47,440 --> 00:33:49,720 I hope you'll have years of happiness together. 554 00:33:50,340 --> 00:33:52,380 My client would like to see his pig now. 555 00:33:55,920 --> 00:33:56,920 Heels. 556 00:33:58,840 --> 00:34:00,400 There's my sweetheart. 557 00:34:01,180 --> 00:34:03,000 There's my little girl. 558 00:34:04,100 --> 00:34:07,440 I hope it was okay to lock her up in the janitor's closet. 559 00:34:08,460 --> 00:34:14,659 Oh, did you miss me? Oh, yes, you did, my little girl. 560 00:34:14,889 --> 00:34:17,830 Did you miss me? Oh, yes, I did. 561 00:34:19,770 --> 00:34:23,810 Now tell the truth. Is she a doll or what? 562 00:34:50,250 --> 00:34:52,270 I guess the new owners will name her something else. 563 00:34:53,650 --> 00:34:56,630 Hell, if I named her something else, she'd still be mine. You believe that? 564 00:35:01,110 --> 00:35:02,110 Here. 565 00:35:02,350 --> 00:35:03,350 What's this? 566 00:35:03,570 --> 00:35:04,570 $7 ,900. 567 00:35:04,850 --> 00:35:05,850 Your money. 568 00:35:06,210 --> 00:35:07,210 My money. 569 00:35:07,330 --> 00:35:10,310 I can't take charity. I start that now, I just crack right up. 570 00:35:12,310 --> 00:35:13,390 It's not charity. 571 00:35:13,690 --> 00:35:16,710 You take it off the top of the award you're going to get from your lawsuit 572 00:35:16,710 --> 00:35:17,428 the IRS. 573 00:35:17,430 --> 00:35:18,109 Forget it. 574 00:35:18,110 --> 00:35:19,110 It'll take years. 575 00:35:20,069 --> 00:35:22,710 Look, Ron, I want to tell you something about lawyers, okay? 576 00:35:23,590 --> 00:35:27,070 We take on a case, we argue passionately for whoever happens to be paying the 577 00:35:27,070 --> 00:35:29,350 bill. Win, lose, or draw, we walk away. 578 00:35:30,830 --> 00:35:36,170 Except every once in a while, you want to put your money where your mouth is. 579 00:35:36,310 --> 00:35:40,570 Mr. Cusack, look, this is important to me. Now, if you want, we can draw up 580 00:35:40,570 --> 00:35:42,270 papers, figure out a payment schedule. 581 00:35:43,350 --> 00:35:46,150 But think of it as an investment. 582 00:35:48,080 --> 00:35:50,440 If you wanted to make an investment, you could do a hell of a lot better than 583 00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:51,440 this. 584 00:35:51,460 --> 00:35:53,280 All right, don't think of it as investment. 585 00:35:53,920 --> 00:35:54,960 Take it for what it is. 586 00:35:57,500 --> 00:35:58,500 Okay. 587 00:36:01,640 --> 00:36:02,640 I will. 588 00:36:03,580 --> 00:36:06,700 Don't call me Mr. Kuzak anymore, all right? My name's Mike. 589 00:36:07,260 --> 00:36:08,260 Okay, Mike. 590 00:36:09,680 --> 00:36:11,060 So we'll go fishing sometime, huh? 591 00:36:25,390 --> 00:36:26,690 Stuart, I want to say something. 592 00:36:26,950 --> 00:36:27,950 What? 593 00:36:30,450 --> 00:36:32,330 I don't know if I know how to say this. 594 00:36:33,810 --> 00:36:34,810 What is it? 595 00:36:37,390 --> 00:36:39,770 Stuart, do you know anything about humpback whales? 596 00:36:41,330 --> 00:36:47,750 Humpback whales spend their entire lives searching the seas, singing sad 597 00:36:47,750 --> 00:36:52,850 whale songs, looking for their one true mate. 598 00:36:53,740 --> 00:36:55,800 The thought of that always used to make me cry. 599 00:36:57,060 --> 00:37:01,820 I guess because I kind of felt like that. 600 00:37:03,420 --> 00:37:10,180 The only thing is, I never thought I'd find mine in this huge, 601 00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:11,500 huge sea. 602 00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:14,500 You crying, Ann? 603 00:37:15,060 --> 00:37:17,500 Stuart, I'm so happy. 604 00:37:18,860 --> 00:37:23,610 I never thought that I could love anyone so much or be so happy. in my whole 605 00:37:23,610 --> 00:37:24,610 life. 606 00:37:25,670 --> 00:37:26,730 You know what today is? 607 00:37:29,490 --> 00:37:30,550 Today's the six -month anniversary. 608 00:37:31,630 --> 00:37:32,630 Really? 609 00:37:33,870 --> 00:37:36,950 Oh, Stuart, I didn't get you anything. 610 00:37:37,350 --> 00:37:38,269 It's okay. 611 00:37:38,270 --> 00:37:39,270 Open it up. 612 00:37:42,250 --> 00:37:44,270 Oh, Stuart, it's beautiful. 613 00:37:50,750 --> 00:37:51,810 Will you marry me? 614 00:37:55,080 --> 00:37:56,080 Marry you? 615 00:38:01,640 --> 00:38:02,640 Yes. 616 00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:08,360 Oh, 617 00:38:08,860 --> 00:38:12,220 Stuart, this is so exciting. 618 00:38:13,720 --> 00:38:15,460 We'll have to set a date. 619 00:38:16,460 --> 00:38:17,460 How about tonight? 620 00:38:18,080 --> 00:38:20,160 Tonight? Yeah, fly to Las Vegas. 621 00:38:20,420 --> 00:38:21,420 Las Vegas? 622 00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:22,800 Uh -huh. 623 00:38:22,920 --> 00:38:24,880 Well, you said I got to pick the next vacation, right? 624 00:38:25,360 --> 00:38:29,140 Oh, Stuart, come on. You can't just run off and do these. 625 00:38:29,420 --> 00:38:30,740 You have to plan these things. 626 00:38:31,040 --> 00:38:32,040 No, you don't. 627 00:38:32,240 --> 00:38:33,320 You got to feel these things. 628 00:38:34,500 --> 00:38:35,500 You love me. 629 00:38:35,700 --> 00:38:36,700 God knows I love you. 630 00:38:36,920 --> 00:38:38,320 I don't want to wait. I want to do it. 631 00:38:38,820 --> 00:38:41,600 I just want to give you a chance to plan yourself out of it, you know? 632 00:38:42,020 --> 00:38:43,020 Stuart, this is crazy. 633 00:38:43,980 --> 00:38:45,540 Yeah, let's be crazy. Come on. 634 00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:48,840 Oh, boy. 635 00:38:49,840 --> 00:38:53,620 You know, when your mommy gives you a great big... Hi, Candy. 636 00:38:54,260 --> 00:38:55,260 It's Arnie. 637 00:38:55,600 --> 00:38:58,960 No message, just that I was thinking about you. And if you're coming in the 638 00:38:58,960 --> 00:39:00,440 half hour, give me a call. I'm at work. 639 00:39:00,760 --> 00:39:02,040 They will have some dinner or something. 640 00:39:02,580 --> 00:39:03,580 Bye -bye. 641 00:39:05,860 --> 00:39:08,900 Anybody know what kind of a sound a cow makes? 642 00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:13,440 Oh, 643 00:39:16,360 --> 00:39:17,360 I rocks. 644 00:39:18,260 --> 00:39:19,260 Hi. 645 00:39:19,480 --> 00:39:20,480 Are you okay? 646 00:39:20,830 --> 00:39:22,590 Oh, sure, sure. Great. 647 00:39:23,130 --> 00:39:26,950 And one day I've lost a million -dollar client, plus the farmer's wife fired me, 648 00:39:27,010 --> 00:39:32,170 plus I'm still a raw nerve ending over Lucinda, and for the last half hour I've 649 00:39:32,170 --> 00:39:36,050 been thinking about suicide. But other than that... Huh? 650 00:39:37,030 --> 00:39:38,030 Oh, Marnie. 651 00:39:38,310 --> 00:39:39,310 Don't worry. 652 00:39:40,070 --> 00:39:41,390 Windows don't open anyway. 653 00:39:43,030 --> 00:39:45,230 Would it help to talk about it? 654 00:39:46,130 --> 00:39:49,090 I was just going to go home, but if you want, I could stay. 655 00:39:50,580 --> 00:39:51,580 Where's Leon tonight? 656 00:39:51,980 --> 00:39:53,500 He's in Chicago on business. 657 00:39:57,200 --> 00:40:01,600 Do you remember that night I came over to your house and we had tomato soup and 658 00:40:01,600 --> 00:40:03,300 we snuggled up and we watched TV? 659 00:40:03,640 --> 00:40:07,920 Yeah. Well, how about it? We could stop off at 7 -Eleven, pick up a big box of 660 00:40:07,920 --> 00:40:11,600 graham crackers and maybe some ice cream. 661 00:40:13,260 --> 00:40:14,580 I don't think so, Arnie. 662 00:40:15,980 --> 00:40:17,120 Leon's supposed to call. 663 00:40:17,960 --> 00:40:18,980 I don't think so. 664 00:40:19,630 --> 00:40:20,630 You're right. 665 00:40:21,910 --> 00:40:23,730 I guess that was kind of neurotic. 666 00:40:25,550 --> 00:40:27,170 Not to mention family. 667 00:40:30,250 --> 00:40:31,270 I should get going. 668 00:40:32,250 --> 00:40:33,730 Are you going to be all right? 669 00:40:34,410 --> 00:40:35,490 Yeah, yeah. 670 00:40:35,930 --> 00:40:39,950 I still got a load of paperwork I might as well finish up. 671 00:40:41,070 --> 00:40:42,070 Have a good weekend. 672 00:40:42,630 --> 00:40:43,630 Thanks, Rox. 673 00:40:44,670 --> 00:40:45,670 You too. 674 00:41:08,460 --> 00:41:13,280 You know, when your mommy gives you a great big, cold, frosty glass of milk, 675 00:41:13,440 --> 00:41:15,920 well, that's where it comes from. 676 00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:19,280 Oh, and delicious ice cream. 677 00:41:21,600 --> 00:41:27,580 Good evening, Wedding Chapel. 678 00:41:27,900 --> 00:41:30,360 I'm sorry, Reverend Sibley's performing a wedding right now. 679 00:41:31,260 --> 00:41:34,280 No, the Reverend can't go to your hotel. Then you have to come in. 680 00:41:34,580 --> 00:41:36,040 Come on. Come on, Karen. Come on. 681 00:41:36,460 --> 00:41:37,460 Thank you. 682 00:41:39,259 --> 00:41:42,080 Reverend Sibley will be with you any minute now. He'll be in and out by 683 00:41:42,080 --> 00:41:43,080 midnight, I swear. 684 00:41:43,520 --> 00:41:44,520 That's great, thanks. 685 00:41:47,200 --> 00:41:48,200 Stuart. 686 00:41:48,420 --> 00:41:50,840 You know, maybe this wasn't such a hot idea after all. 687 00:41:51,740 --> 00:41:55,460 I mean, it didn't sound so bad in a Beverly Hills restaurant with half a 688 00:41:55,460 --> 00:41:56,520 of champagne inside me. 689 00:41:56,800 --> 00:42:03,600 But here... I mean... Look at this place. It's not exactly the Bel Air 690 00:42:03,600 --> 00:42:04,600 Hotel. 691 00:42:05,560 --> 00:42:08,040 Anne, you want to have a second ceremony at the Bel Air Hotel? 692 00:42:09,430 --> 00:42:13,350 Actually, what I was thinking, what do we need a ceremony for anyway? 693 00:42:14,590 --> 00:42:17,630 Because we love each other and we want to be committed to each other. 694 00:42:18,010 --> 00:42:19,830 I don't need a piece of paper for that, Stuart. 695 00:42:21,250 --> 00:42:27,130 This has 696 00:42:27,130 --> 00:42:32,170 got to be something we both want to do. 697 00:42:32,790 --> 00:42:36,250 It's not that I don't want to do it, Stuart. It's just, Stuart, this is 698 00:42:36,250 --> 00:42:37,250 terrifying. 699 00:42:37,640 --> 00:42:38,640 By midnight. 700 00:42:39,020 --> 00:42:43,360 If I don't get out of here first, I'm going to be Mrs. Stuart Markowitz for 701 00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:44,360 rest of my life. 702 00:42:45,640 --> 00:42:46,860 That's pretty terrifying, huh? 703 00:42:48,300 --> 00:42:51,860 Look, would you settle for 50 years with a renewable option for another 25? 704 00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:55,740 All right, but what's the rush? 705 00:42:56,620 --> 00:42:59,420 This is supposed to be the most important moment of our lives. 706 00:42:59,680 --> 00:43:02,080 I want the ceremony to be beautiful and moving. 707 00:43:02,660 --> 00:43:03,880 Something we'll always remember. 708 00:43:05,100 --> 00:43:06,100 Mr. Markowitz? 709 00:43:06,510 --> 00:43:07,810 Ma 'am? It's, uh, Markham. 710 00:43:09,310 --> 00:43:14,310 My good friends, we're here on this happy occasion to unite this fine young 711 00:43:14,310 --> 00:43:16,330 people in a state of holy matrimony. 712 00:43:17,230 --> 00:43:21,210 But before we do, I have just a few pieces of advice for the happy couple. 713 00:43:22,370 --> 00:43:25,330 In the words of the king, don't be cruel. 714 00:43:25,950 --> 00:43:27,690 Now, he's stuck on you now, pretty lady. 715 00:43:27,950 --> 00:43:31,190 But if you treat him like a hound dog, it's return to sender. 716 00:43:31,470 --> 00:43:33,610 And you, you love her tender, you understand? 717 00:43:34,410 --> 00:43:36,830 You bring that burning love home every night to this good woman. 718 00:43:37,190 --> 00:43:41,770 Or as sure as a king had hits, you find yourself all alone in Heartbreak Hotel. 719 00:43:42,210 --> 00:43:45,010 If you'd just take this lovely lady's hand in your hand, Mr. Muskowitz. 720 00:43:54,630 --> 00:43:55,630 One! 721 00:44:18,259 --> 00:44:19,520 Always will. 722 00:44:56,630 --> 00:44:57,630 Hi. Hi. 723 00:45:01,570 --> 00:45:02,570 I'm back. 724 00:45:06,990 --> 00:45:07,990 Oh, I see. 725 00:45:10,030 --> 00:45:11,730 I figured I'd find you here. 726 00:45:16,110 --> 00:45:17,230 Are you back for good? 727 00:45:18,510 --> 00:45:19,510 Yes. 728 00:45:20,570 --> 00:45:21,570 With me? 729 00:45:22,190 --> 00:45:23,270 If you'll have me. 730 00:45:32,650 --> 00:45:34,190 I haven't figured everything out yet. 731 00:45:35,750 --> 00:45:39,370 Except being away from you wasn't the answer. 732 00:45:41,150 --> 00:45:42,730 I love you so much, Mickey. 733 00:45:44,390 --> 00:45:46,310 I don't ever want to be away from you again. 734 00:45:46,910 --> 00:45:47,910 Okay?